schlumberger

Another term or phrase to refer a person of homosexual orientation.

"So yesterday I saw a guy on the street today, he was acting like a total Schlumberger."

schlumberger by Tya_eats_ass October 26, 2017

Schlumberger

An adjective used to describe the mass layoffs of an enormous number of workers

In order to maintain our dividend in Q2 we will need to fire a whole Schlumberger of employees

Schlumberger by DoritosDew August 22, 2020

Schlumberger

Not SLB

Schlumberger is not the same as SLB.

Schlumberger by norber02 January 15, 2025

Schlumberjargon 

A collective term for technical (and often confusing) oilfield shop talk.

Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."

Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"

Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."

Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"

Schlumberjargon by vaeren August 27, 2008

schlumbergeer 

A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.

Dave, my friend from Nigeria, is a Schlumbergeer.

schlumbergeer by vaeren October 1, 2011

Shlumbergered 

Getting slapped so hard you leave this mortal plain

dude did you see what happened to david? didn’t jenna shlumberg him? He really was shlumbergered

Shlumbergered by Green boi March 15, 2021

Viktor Schauberger

Viktor Schauberger the water wizard of Austria whose work on water greatly influenced people of the era. His theories on water probably influenced Dr.Masaru Emoto in a slight way.

Viktor is the earliest forms of a hippie around man!<jk>

Viktor Schauberger by YouGee April 14, 2005