schlamboed 

a state of extreme inebriation

Thomas: Hey, Grant, what are you doing tonight?

Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!

Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!

schlamboed by raeraejones October 19, 2012

Schlambadoodle 

(adj) one who causes Asian/European-Americans to lose braincells due to one's stupidity; someone who listens to the Fortnite Coral Castle theme song for 10 hours straight

You are such a schlambadoodle that I decided to stop being your Discord kitten.

Schlambadoodle by Eaul Phim February 10, 2023

Schlambadoodle 

(adj) One who causes Asian/European - Americans to lose brain cells; someone who listens to the Fortnite Coral Castle theme song for 10 hours straight

You're such a schlambadoodle so I decided to stop being your Discord Kitten/Moderator

Schlambadoodle by Eaul Phim February 10, 2023

schlammied 

to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded

He was so schlammied last night he tried to piss in the sink and flush it when he finished.

schlammied by Gang-Beav March 10, 2011

schlamed 

The act or process of feeding thirsty goats gingerbread.

Mike schlamed bella.

schlamed by Michael Zinshteyn February 13, 2008

Schlammed 

When you think you are doing something really good but in reality you suck.

Also If someone else besides yourself is doing something really good

Man look how beast I am at this game.

Bro you just got 1 and 20 you got schlammed.

Did you see that fight the other guy got schlammed.

Schlammed by Princeman12 August 20, 2012

slamboed 

To get absolutely sloshed or drunk while out in a foreign country

Friend 1 "Eyyy, I was absolutely slamboed in Barcelona last night"
Friend 2 "What!!?? Woaahh!! Sweet!"

slamboed by JoeWilde July 12, 2017