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Thomas: Hey, Grant, what are you doing tonight?

Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!

Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!

schlamboed by raeraejones October 19, 2012

Words you can keep

Schlambadoodle

(adj) one who causes Asian/European-Americans to lose braincells due to one's stupidity; someone who listens to the Fortnite Coral Castle theme song for 10 hours straight

You are such a schlambadoodle that I decided to stop being your Discord kitten.

Schlambadoodle by Eaul Phim February 10, 2023

Related Words

schlamboed • Schlambadoodle • schlamed • Schlammed • schlammied • slamboed

Schlambadoodle

(adj) One who causes Asian/European - Americans to lose brain cells; someone who listens to the Fortnite Coral Castle theme song for 10 hours straight

You're such a schlambadoodle so I decided to stop being your Discord Kitten/Moderator

Schlambadoodle by Eaul Phim February 10, 2023

schlammied

to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded

He was so schlammied last night he tried to piss in the sink and flush it when he finished.

schlammied by Gang-Beav March 10, 2011

schlamed

The act or process of feeding thirsty goats gingerbread.

Mike schlamed bella.

schlamed by Michael Zinshteyn February 13, 2008

Schlammed

When you think you are doing something really good but in reality you suck.

Also If someone else besides yourself is doing something really good

Man look how beast I am at this game.

Bro you just got 1 and 20 you got schlammed.

Did you see that fight the other guy got schlammed.

Schlammed by Princeman12 August 20, 2012

slamboed

To get absolutely sloshed or drunk while out in a foreign country

Friend 1 "Eyyy, I was absolutely slamboed in Barcelona last night"
Friend 2 "What!!?? Woaahh!! Sweet!"

slamboed by JoeWilde July 12, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026