schklaff

Pronounced: shhh-kl-a-fff. Verb.
Sports reference. The act of horribly hitting a ball into an unplanned direction. Usually into the crowd at a tennis game, or into a house window from hitting your second shot off the green. Very embarrassing and very un-sportsmanlike

He nearly birdied that hole, till he schklaffed it into the water. Can't believe he had a schklaff shot

by JamJar118 June 30, 2011

schlaffel

The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.

I want another beer, but unfortunately I have to drink this schlaffel first...

by GineSharts December 15, 2008

Schplaff

A potent fart

Eden: I think I just schplaffed
Ollie: *Dead*

by RAH_ March 7, 2018

Schlaffin

1. To do uber badass stuff on a regular basis, must already be considered an Ultimate Badass

2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.

3. To be extremely good at life

1. He's schlaffin, always talking smack and backing it up.

2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.

by Dudearonomy14! June 6, 2015

schlaffenwhore

1. One who sleeps for prolonged periods of time

2. Perry

When he slept for 18 hours, Perry proved himself to be a schlaffenwhore.

by Ksenia February 17, 2005

schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.

"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"

by kris December 6, 2004

Schlaff

n; sh-laaf, To have exhaustion, tired, to go to sleep, word said at sleepy time,

I love havin' a schlaff on it, on me sin is definitely ready for a schlaff, Hi Martin! I had a great schlaff last night......schlaff

by finninininininin August 19, 2009