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Schlaffin 

1. To do uber badass stuff on a regular basis, must already be considered an Ultimate Badass

2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.

3. To be extremely good at life
1. He's schlaffin, always talking smack and backing it up.

2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.
Schlaffin by Dudearonomy14! June 6, 2015
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Schiffing 

Using Arguments against Bitcoin in a desperate attempt to make yourself relevant.
Frances Coppola is straight up Schiffing for attention.
Schiffing by BTCBug December 29, 2020

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

Schweffing 

1. The act of sleazily coming on to a member of the opposite sex, often utilising alcohol, ridiculously colourful clothing and eye-watering lines of Austin Powers style calibre, usually delivered in an drawling accent straight-outta Surrey. A Schweffe can be of either sex.
Chap 1: Mate, did you see Georgie schweffing up Charles and the hunt ball last night? He could barely stand straight.

Chap 2: Ya, I tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the cock and told me to fuck off.
Schweffing by Ballchops October 25, 2012
An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.
Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.
schafing by shitzinhand September 3, 2013

schloffin 

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time
Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off
schloffin by KialNez April 13, 2010

Bawls Shaffin' 

1. What you call the most legit white guy in your crew

2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.
Yo man, you see that guy? Bawls Shaffin'. Need I say more?

I was bawls shaffin' all day, erryday.
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