kris's definitions

Tomky

Rather elongated creature lacking in both intellegence and good looks. Cleary identifiable by it's rather oversized and unattractive hairy growth from the top of the head, spreading far and requiring a permit.

James Tomkinson

by Kris April 15, 2004

Smalls Disease

Smalls disease occours when a person is pasty white with red hair and knows he can't get laid so he sits home every day amd jerks off 21 times a week. The symptoms are a small penis, low sperm count, pasty white skin, and being over 6 feet. If u have smalls diease ether find a horny ugly chick to get laid at least once or you screwed to a life in front of computer with your fist in your pants

Hey kev. Brendon has pasty skin, red hair, and a small wang. Dude hes also always home SHIT KEV i think Brendon has smalls diease we gotta find him an ugly chick and fast

by Kris February 13, 2005

awk

abbreviation for awkward.

awk, used in some contexts as a verb, to describe someone's actions in an awkward situation.

"he would rather stay at the party and awk around. he doesn't even know anyone."

by kris March 29, 2005

worm

A nick-name for a man who is not circumsized.

Julie said that guy is a worm.

by kris December 22, 2004

tramp stamp

Can be used to describe either a tattoo above a chicks ass or a hickey depending on which part of the U.S. you are in.

i.e. You can see her tramp stamp, her bikini bottoms are so low.

or

She went out with her ex and got a tramp stamp.

by Kris June 18, 2006

FtM

Female to Male Transexual/Transgendered person.

"WHOA. That persons an FtM?"
"Yeah, he used to be Katie and now he's James..."

by Kris January 13, 2004

Raulus

something sticky or really sweet

by Kris April 24, 2003