schlaffi
1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.
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schlaffel
The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.
schlaffel by GineSharts December 15, 2008
Schmiggly Schmaffin
An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim
Justin opens his book to page 103.
Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"
Justin looks.
As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"
Justin says "Damn it!"
Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"
Justin looks.
As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"
Justin says "Damn it!"
Schmiggly Schmaffin by Thesperson November 2, 2011
schaffino
schaffino by Elisabeth gray June 5, 2016
Schlafling
Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.
Schlafling by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016
Schlaffin
1. To do uber badass stuff on a regular basis, must already be considered an Ultimate Badass
2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.
3. To be extremely good at life
2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.
3. To be extremely good at life
1. He's schlaffin, always talking smack and backing it up.
2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.
2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.
Schlaffin by Dudearonomy14! June 6, 2015