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schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.
"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"
by kris December 6, 2004
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schloffin

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time
Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off
by KialNez April 13, 2010
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schlaffel

The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.
I want another beer, but unfortunately I have to drink this schlaffel first...
by GineSharts December 15, 2008
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Schmiggly Schmaffin

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim
Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"
by Thesperson November 2, 2011
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Schlafling

Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.
I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”
by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016
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schaffino

Shaffino is a wierd,freaky, amazing last name
John schaffino is so wierd
by Elisabeth gray June 5, 2016
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Schlaffin

1. To do uber badass stuff on a regular basis, must already be considered an Ultimate Badass

2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.

3. To be extremely good at life
1. He's schlaffin, always talking smack and backing it up.

2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.
by Dudearonomy14! June 6, 2015
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