Schplaff
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schlaffel
The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.
schlaffel by GineSharts December 15, 2008
Related Words
Schplaff • schklaff • Schlaff • schlaffel • schlaffenwhore • schlaffi • Schlaffin • ein schpliffengruben
schklaff
Pronounced: shhh-kl-a-fff. Verb.
Sports reference. The act of horribly hitting a ball into an unplanned direction. Usually into the crowd at a tennis game, or into a house window from hitting your second shot off the green. Very embarrassing and very un-sportsmanlike
Sports reference. The act of horribly hitting a ball into an unplanned direction. Usually into the crowd at a tennis game, or into a house window from hitting your second shot off the green. Very embarrassing and very un-sportsmanlike
Schlaffin
1. To do uber badass stuff on a regular basis, must already be considered an Ultimate Badass
2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.
3. To be extremely good at life
2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.
3. To be extremely good at life
1. He's schlaffin, always talking smack and backing it up.
2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.
2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.
Schlaffin by Dudearonomy14! June 6, 2015
schlaffenwhore
schlaffenwhore by Ksenia February 17, 2005
Schlaff
I love havin' a schlaff on it, on me sin is definitely ready for a schlaff, Hi Martin! I had a great schlaff last night......schlaff
Schlaff by finninininininin August 19, 2009
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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