Limp

A limp is a simp but the only thing simps take is L's, so replace the s with l

yo this dude corny as fuck bro he limping so hard rn, I aint wanna be friends with no limp.

by extreme chadman January 5, 2022

Limp

A word that describes something unfavourable, dissapointing or unexpected in a bad way

Joe: Dude i cant make it to this crazy party tonight!
Ryan: LIMP! It was going to be wazza!

by hosio March 6, 2009

Limp

Lady pimp, opposite gimp a women that is beautiful and attracts all the men and doesnt use them for her own sexual enjoyment and only goes as far as kissing on the first date usually wears hollister and also a really good and experianced kisser.
loves the male sex normally straight but could have signs of being bi.

john:shes a whore
jeff:no shes a limp
john:whats a limp?
jeff:a girl that is a lady pimp but isnt a whore and doesnt use guys for sexual enjoyment.

by chuck norris's fist August 10, 2009

Limp

Politically correct substitute for the word "gay" when used in a derogatory way but not actually referring to homosexuality.

That movie was limp.

by Dkal January 2, 2007

Limp

1)n.A transfusion of the words Lover and Pimp. Shortened to love pimp and ending up as LIMP !
2)v. The act of Loving your pimp
Invented by your favorite Drucker, Liza

1)Jed is my Limp on Sundays but is otherwise my ex-Limp
2)OMG I LIMP TROY

by Liza D January 2, 2007

Limp as.

A phrase to yell when things are not going well.

When Losing at Tetris Jake yelled "Limp as."

by nachoworm February 19, 2010

limp-on

When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.

Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.

I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone.

by Prof. Ed Monds August 4, 2007