limp

weak

he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife

by johnson August 3, 2003

Limp

A limp is a simp but the only thing simps take is L's, so replace the s with l

yo this dude corny as fuck bro he limping so hard rn, I aint wanna be friends with no limp.

by extreme chadman January 5, 2022

limp

Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.

That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense.

by Riz February 23, 2004

Limp

A word that describes something unfavourable, dissapointing or unexpected in a bad way

Joe: Dude i cant make it to this crazy party tonight!
Ryan: LIMP! It was going to be wazza!

by hosio March 6, 2009

limp

tim struggling to maintain an erection

by tim June 29, 2003

LIMP

LOL in my Pants. Originates from the Isle of Man and is generally used to describe anything that is funny.

"Hey did you see Greatest Freak Out Ever 8 last night?"

"Yeah, it made me LIMP!"

by Fail Whale IV February 10, 2010

limp

1. flaccid

2. a way of walking after being boofed

1. Being limp doesn't matter if your the bitch anyway!

2. You'd limp too if you took on all 10 inches at once!!

by Ben Dover January 2, 2007