ralpheo 

(early 2010s-present, adj.) Used to describe somebody who, usually in a hyper state of mind induced by external excitement or a sugar high, starts doing too much and acting like a "kool kid" reminiscent of the trope of the precocious middle school-aged boy in mid-2000s Disney Channel movies.

Dude, when our badass cousin Jake came over yesterday, Dylan started acting totally ralpheo. When Jake was looking, he tried to do a kickflip on his skateboard while eating Cheetos and watching Nickelodeon at the same time - I guess to impress him or something.

If you find yourself vibing a little too hard with Zack from The Suite Life, you're probably ralpheo.

ralpheo by Ariadosaclytis June 2, 2024

ralphed 

the past tense of ralph, meaning to throw up or to puke.

"i just ralphed in your bathroom"

ralphed by lanelane February 12, 2007

jean ralphio 

An eccentric character from the television show Parks and Recreation. Known to be slightly crazy, and head in the clouds. Uses songs to accentuate words often. Many, many, great quotes (totally should look them up).

Sally: Ugh, I hate how today is going.

Roger: Well, as Jean Ralphio once said, 'When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelery and you go clubbin'.

Sally: That didn't help at all, but thank you.

jean ralphio by klondikebaryoulldoanythingfor June 18, 2017

doug-ralphed 

To mercilessly spam someone's facebook wall/posts with semi-useless information.

Man, did you see what Jimmy did?

Yea, he totally Doug-Ralphed your wall man. What a jerk...

doug-ralphed by The Chunce October 26, 2011

Ralphoholic 

A person who buys Ralph Lauren products habitually and to excess regardless of financial consequence, practicality, actual need and/or who suffers from Ralphoholism.

"Holy Jesus man, your roommate must be loaded to be able to afford all of this Polo shit! Good lord, dude has no less than 27 leather coats, some of them exactly the same but in a different color, and 6 shearlings...and all of them are Ralph Lauren which is insanely expensive shit. God damn Ralphoholic, what a DICK!"

Ralphoholic by Fingurbang July 15, 2009

RalphToe

When a toe has gone past a critical stage where it is infected beyond all imagination. It is most commonly found below the nail and in some cases will carry to the face and cause extreme situations of snaggle tooth.

Person 1: Hey I heard Alvin had a smeggy RalphToe.
Person 2: I would keep away from him.

RalphToe by A smeggy one September 23, 2011

Ralpheezy 

-(n.)a hypebeast

-a sneaker freak who freaks sneakers

-shoehead

-ralph

-dunk fucker

Did you see that guy? thats fucking ralpheezy !

I went to a dunkxchange and saw a bunch of ralpheezys

Ralpheezy by Ralpheefuckingeezy November 9, 2007