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one of the best carrying people in this world he is the best and he will make sure that you smile even if it hurts him someone times he can be an idiot and hurt some people but most of the time he is fun to be around and will make sure his friend group makes the right decision
bro rapheal told me to ask my crush out

And what happened

She said yes but turns out rapheal likes her to

Omg bro what did you do

I asked him and he said that he is okay with us being together and hopes for the best
rapheal by meishappy June 5, 2020

ralphael 

A very nice guy hes short and cute he has the most bueatiful haert and soul hes caring and is takes things slow hes very smart and brave he would probably take his life for one special girl. Ralphael is the most funniest guy u will meet hes a nice porson the talk to u cant get mad at him bc he wont do nothing wrong or to hurt you.
Ralphael is nice
ralphael by Gorygirl333333 March 14, 2017
A mega chungus kind of guy, one that thinks that he’s good at Fortnite and his pai is good at fifa but they are just hot garbage. Make sure never to be around a Rapheal wasser especially the Souza one! ❤️Anna
My friend is big chungus and he is bad at Fortnite he is such a rapheal
Rapheal by Obnoxiousfern23 February 28, 2019
A turtle who was mutated by some green shit ooz I think they call it. Hes a ninja and a turtle he uses the sai but he has two of em and wears a red headbang. He's cool overall but gets pissed easily.
Me: sup rapheal
Not rapheal because I don't know him dumbass
Rapheal by microshep.30 July 13, 2020

Ralphalization 

The art of convincing yourself that what you're saying is true in order to justify lies to cover lies to cover lies to cover lies, etc. If you believe it to be true in your mind, you've already won half the battle.
When I didn't show up or call I knew that had to come up with a pretty good Ralphalization in order to avoid catching shit from everyone. I said that my dog ate my homework, an old friend came in from out of town, my clothes were in the washing machine, I was shaving, my cellphone isn't working...and all of those things really are possible. Therefore, I really didn't lie!
Ralphalization by PTL April 27, 2006
Rapheal is very cool
Rapheal is happier than usual
Rapheal by Blackey8 November 23, 2021
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