sneaker

a type of shoe, normally light weight and having a rubber sole, designed for casual athletic activity.

I wear sneakers that are not tennis shoes, so fuck you.

by ohio sucks October 11, 2004

sneaker

Someone who surreptitiously consumes alcohol in order to secretly get drunk or stay that way. The sneaker loves the convenience of those little bottles of booze since they can be easily hidden and disposed of.

Sneakers can easily throw back a little bottle of liquor while in privacy in the bathroom.

My favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. People use it all the time.

by yes juanito yes November 28, 2014

sneaker

Disloyal Spouce

1.

(a)To Cheat (b) to Sneak Behind your spouces back

2.
Whore = Hoe

Slut + Hoe = Shoe

Shoe = Sneaker.

Credit to Juan Gonzalez For this Word

Devin: Yo what happend Between you and Anna

Jay: Fuck that Bitch Dawg, She's A God Damn Sneaker

by Jabr0ni September 20, 2005

sneaker

penis, male genitalia

i was so drunk last night i took my sneaker out at the party,
there i was sitting in my room stroking my sneaker
come on girl you know you want this sneaker

by pat mayonaise March 21, 2011

sneaker

1. The tires on your ride.
2. A secondary name for a condom

1. Yo Cletus, whats with the news sneakers on your Ford Ranger? It looks stupid!
2. Dayum baby, my dick needs a sneaker before runnin' your marathon.

by Brenna Perfect December 21, 2004

Sneaker

A sly person who sneaks out

F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker

by Ace the simp April 26, 2023

Sneaker

A sneaky and inconspicuous punch thrown without provocation.

Oh fuck, Catherine gave him a sneaker simply for criticizing her work!

by TheSneaker March 6, 2018