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the past tense of ralph, meaning to throw up or to puke.
"i just ralphed in your bathroom"
ralphed by lanelane February 12, 2007
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doug-ralphed 

To mercilessly spam someone's facebook wall/posts with semi-useless information.
Man, did you see what Jimmy did?

Yea, he totally Doug-Ralphed your wall man. What a jerk...
doug-ralphed by The Chunce October 26, 2011
When a toe has gone past a critical stage where it is infected beyond all imagination. It is most commonly found below the nail and in some cases will carry to the face and cause extreme situations of snaggle tooth.
Person 1: Hey I heard Alvin had a smeggy RalphToe.
Person 2: I would keep away from him.
RalphToe by A smeggy one September 23, 2011

RALPHSTACHE 

When a girl shaves her butthole but misses a few hairs
I was balls deep and noticed her Ralphstache.
RALPHSTACHE by BigPoppaPump1027 February 9, 2021

Ralpheezy 

-(n.)a hypebeast

-a sneaker freak who freaks sneakers

-shoehead

-ralph

-dunk fucker
Did you see that guy? thats fucking ralpheezy !

I went to a dunkxchange and saw a bunch of ralpheezys
Ralpheezy by Ralpheefuckingeezy November 9, 2007
To delete someones computer files on accident.
New employee decides to do some house cleaning on a company computer and deletes computer files that they should not have deleted.
Ralphit by M Brausam January 26, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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