Ralphio 

A man destined for greatness, but can’t stop sleeping with other women.

All he does is cheat…he’s a Ralphio.

Ralphio by Fourdooorsmorewhoores November 22, 2021

jean ralphio 

An eccentric character from the television show Parks and Recreation. Known to be slightly crazy, and head in the clouds. Uses songs to accentuate words often. Many, many, great quotes (totally should look them up).

Sally: Ugh, I hate how today is going.

Roger: Well, as Jean Ralphio once said, 'When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelery and you go clubbin'.

Sally: That didn't help at all, but thank you.

jean ralphio by klondikebaryoulldoanythingfor June 18, 2017

John Ralphio 

An adjective to describe a perfect man, the literal embodiment of heaven in a 6ft tall 6 packed man. He's got good looks, he's got charm and he's got athletic ability. He puts every other man to shame.

Person 1: "My golly gosh! That young fellow is quite attractive"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, he's like a proper John Ralphio isn't he"
Person 1: "yes"

John Ralphio by Ceazar November 1, 2016

ralphied 

ralphied: to be assaulted by the person one is bullying whilst they yell incoherently

"they ralphied their bully while they were out of their skull shouting streams of obscenities"

"son got raplhied"

"That nigga got ralphied "

"my dude got ralphied"

ralphied by bobgotralphied January 26, 2023

Ralphie 

Ralphie;
When a grown Man has the sense of security in his manhood and masculinity to call himself Ralphie. This is more than likely a man not to fuck with. As these men have lots of ducktape and big trunks.

" Holly shit I didn't pay my debt now how the fuck do I get my hands free and get out of Ralphie's trunk"

Ralphie by Joseph Allalala February 5, 2010

Ralphie Vision 

a direct reference to the movie A Christmas story and all the fantasy sequences Ralphie has (soap poisioning, A+++++++++, and fighting off the bank robbers). Used when you admit to having some type of similar fantasy or you can use it to call someone out on their unrealistic fantasy.

I'm having total Ralphie Vision! If I won lotto, I'd walk into my bosses office, piss on his desk, pay off all my bills and buy a fat house with a fleet of cars!

Ralphie Vision by Mr Wall January 6, 2006

ralphing 

v. The act if vomiting.

Look at that chick ralphing, I told you not to order more then a salad!

ralphing by Jargin April 26, 2006