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Ralphed
Verb:3
1) First you have to not get your rocks off for 2 months. (when you finally find a girl) Then when you are first starting to blow your load from a girl giving you head, and she attempts to pull away after taking a substantial amount of your baby batter, you proceed to reach out and "gently persuade" her mouth to continue being filled by your man protein until you are damn good and ready to release her.
1) First you have to not get your rocks off for 2 months. (when you finally find a girl) Then when you are first starting to blow your load from a girl giving you head, and she attempts to pull away after taking a substantial amount of your baby batter, you proceed to reach out and "gently persuade" her mouth to continue being filled by your man protein until you are damn good and ready to release her.
Dude, I FINALLY got this girl to give me head...she didn't really want to take it, but I ralphed her good.
Ralphed by Ludacross7 April 22, 2006
Ralphed
1). When you have wreaked the internet or WiFi connection...
2). When you tear the kitty (vagina) up.
2). When you tear the kitty (vagina) up.
1).I can’t get my WiFi or internet connection anymore here, you pulled a wreak it Ralph! You ralphed it up!
2). I wreaked it Ralph last night main. ralphed that kitty all up’
2). I wreaked it Ralph last night main. ralphed that kitty all up’
Ralphed by GiglesFitz January 11, 2019
ralphed
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doug-ralphed by The Chunce October 26, 2011
ralphied
"they ralphied their bully while they were out of their skull shouting streams of obscenities"
"son got raplhied"
"That nigga got ralphied "
"my dude got ralphied"
"son got raplhied"
"That nigga got ralphied "
"my dude got ralphied"
ralphied by bobgotralphied January 26, 2023
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