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the past tense of ralph, meaning to throw up or to puke.
"i just ralphed in your bathroom"
ralphed by lanelane February 12, 2007
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Verb:3
1) First you have to not get your rocks off for 2 months. (when you finally find a girl) Then when you are first starting to blow your load from a girl giving you head, and she attempts to pull away after taking a substantial amount of your baby batter, you proceed to reach out and "gently persuade" her mouth to continue being filled by your man protein until you are damn good and ready to release her.
Dude, I FINALLY got this girl to give me head...she didn't really want to take it, but I ralphed her good.
Ralphed by Ludacross7 April 22, 2006
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1). When you have wreaked the internet or WiFi connection...

2). When you tear the kitty (vagina) up.
1).I can’t get my WiFi or internet connection anymore here, you pulled a wreak it Ralph! You ralphed it up!

2). I wreaked it Ralph last night main. ralphed that kitty all up’
Ralphed by GiglesFitz January 11, 2019
to be ripped off by a family member
i think my bro just ralphed me
ralphed by pitz rock October 13, 2005
When a gross fat Alcoholic sticks his thumb in your ass & pulls it so he can sniff the shit like Joe Biden.
Ethan Ralphed this E-Thot & sent the video to her ex during a live stream.
Ralphed by 420Quips November 28, 2020

doug-ralphed 

To mercilessly spam someone's facebook wall/posts with semi-useless information.
Man, did you see what Jimmy did?

Yea, he totally Doug-Ralphed your wall man. What a jerk...
doug-ralphed by The Chunce October 26, 2011

ralphied 

ralphied: to be assaulted by the person one is bullying whilst they yell incoherently
"they ralphied their bully while they were out of their skull shouting streams of obscenities"

"son got raplhied"

"That nigga got ralphied "

"my dude got ralphied"
ralphied by bobgotralphied January 26, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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