RalphToe

When a toe has gone past a critical stage where it is infected beyond all imagination. It is most commonly found below the nail and in some cases will carry to the face and cause extreme situations of snaggle tooth.

Person 1: Hey I heard Alvin had a smeggy RalphToe.
Person 2: I would keep away from him.

by A smeggy one September 23, 2011

Ralph Toe

when your sweatsedo is jacked up so your mangina looks like a mooseknuckle

all "skinny jeans" have ralph toes

by ohnoyoudidnt101 September 5, 2012

ralphthemagician

The myth. The man. The legend.

You know that guy ralphthemagician? He's literally the best person ever. Literally. The best. Ever.

by ralphthemagician November 8, 2013