PTILF 

Pronounced puh-til-fh, PTILF is an abbreviation for Pokemon Trainer I'd Like to F*ck.

Handy in many situations where you may find random Pokemon Trainers.

Hey bro, that Misty trainer is a PTILF!

Bro: Damn, I'd battle that.

PTILF by brezzo May 8, 2011

ptilf 

Prac Teacher I'd Like (to) F*ck.
Pronounced "Puh-tilf"
Similar to a milf, however used more commonly among teenagers when they come across a hot prac teacher.

"Hey, have you seen James, the new prac teacher we have for drama?"
"OMG yes! He is SUCH a PTILF!"

ptilf by alexis sutton April 4, 2008

pilfiwilfering 

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession

I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering

pilfiwilfering by Daman13 September 24, 2019

pmilf 

Prime Minister I'd Like to Fuck

Yulia Tymoshenko is such a PMILF.

pmilf by Keenan Pepper October 24, 2007

pilfer 

To steal.

Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."

pilfer by Diego August 18, 2003

PILF 

PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.

aka a non binary MILF

friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild

PILF by BeaHab.-. April 9, 2021

ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup I 

"I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it" sung backwards in the song Work It of Missy Elliott.

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup I

ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup I by Fangsta December 14, 2003