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"Prime Minister I Would Like To Fuck". A play on "Milf--Mother I Would Like To Fuck".

Like when some handsome man steps in to fix your country and looks damn good doing it.
"Justin Trudeau just set the motions to legalize weed! Smart, and a total PMILF. Shezzam, bitches!!!"
pmilf by Melly Pants January 25, 2016
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pmilf • PILF • pilfer • PHILF • pilfering • philfing • Pilfatrader • ptilf • PWILF • Pailface
wow britney spears what a pmilf
pmilf by masterbating nancy July 7, 2005

pilfiwilfering 

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession
I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering
pilfiwilfering by Daman13 September 24, 2019
Punch Me In the Fucking Face
Eric: Dude, ROFL, LMAO, 2 funny!

Greg: PMITFF, I hate internet acronyms.
PMITFF by WiggumChiefWiggum December 19, 2008
To steal.
Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."
pilfer by Diego August 18, 2003
PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.

aka a non binary MILF
friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild
PILF by BeaHab.-. April 9, 2021
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