pilfer 

To steal.

Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."

pilfer by Diego August 18, 2003

Pilfer 

An activity enjoyed by meth heads; this includes rummaging and pocketing through someone elses belongings. Abandoned houses are an easy target. The dopey's usually aquire a dozen flashlights, broken watches, Bluetooth speakers and portable batteries.

Hey Jim Tom, lets go pilfer out in Pongo tonight?

Pilfer by GeekerGeeker1-9 January 26, 2018

Pilfer 

also used to describe to rumage through someones stuff, without their permision.

There was a truck parked outside with a bunch stuff in the back, I pilfered through it and found this boxfull of goodies.

Pilfer by Lonnie Lee November 21, 2006

pilfer 

Person that sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a pilfer.

pilfer by Anthony April 3, 2005

pilfer 

To borrow; for an undetermined amount of time, without permission.

Sarah left her clothes at my house, and they fit me. When I moved I took them with me. I pilfered some way cool clothes.

pilfer by Floyd & Leaona October 26, 2007

Pilfer 

To have sex with someone's father. The object of the "pilfering" would be the son or daughter who incurred the act, and any siblings who subsequently learned of it would be unintentionally "pilfered" as well.

Evan pilfered Jacob and showed us the pics. Jacob's dad is a top; who knew?

Pilfer by Dadslammer12 August 8, 2009

Pilfer 

Not a word.

Tim: Pilfer IS a word!
Me: No it's not.

Pilfer by Shifty Chele Shock March 6, 2009