pilfer

To steal.

Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."

by Diego August 18, 2003

Pilfer

An activity enjoyed by meth heads; this includes rummaging and pocketing through someone elses belongings. Abandoned houses are an easy target. The dopey's usually aquire a dozen flashlights, broken watches, Bluetooth speakers and portable batteries.

Hey Jim Tom, lets go pilfer out in Pongo tonight?

by GeekerGeeker1-9 January 26, 2018

Pilfer

also used to describe to rumage through someones stuff, without their permision.

There was a truck parked outside with a bunch stuff in the back, I pilfered through it and found this boxfull of goodies.

by Lonnie Lee November 21, 2006

pilfer

Person that sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a pilfer.

by Anthony April 3, 2005

pilfer

To borrow; for an undetermined amount of time, without permission.

Sarah left her clothes at my house, and they fit me. When I moved I took them with me. I pilfered some way cool clothes.

by Floyd & Leaona October 26, 2007

Pilfer

To have sex with someone's father. The object of the "pilfering" would be the son or daughter who incurred the act, and any siblings who subsequently learned of it would be unintentionally "pilfered" as well.

Evan pilfered Jacob and showed us the pics. Jacob's dad is a top; who knew?

by Dadslammer12 August 8, 2009

Pilfer

Not a word.

Tim: Pilfer IS a word!
Me: No it's not.

by Shifty Chele Shock March 6, 2009