philfing

philfing
‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of underhand websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well

Joe talking to his laptop

'Dirty, cheating, philfing website - why didn't you tell me delivery was $20 extra before I hit buy!'

by standby December 26, 2008

philfing

‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of sneaky websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well

'I avoid the philfing sites and buy somewhere else'

by standby December 25, 2008

Philmingo

A guy named Phil who has the tendency to find himself balanced on only one foot while playing games of skill, such as, but not limited to, darts, beer pong, corn hole, and bowling.

Someone go knock over Philmingo next time he plays corn hole.

by psully April 25, 2013

philing it

Sitting at work playing solitaire, while criticizing co-workers efforts. People who phil it are often managers who have bad home lives, so they spend a majority of their day fondling themselves in front of the office computer.

I would have gotten a raise but I spent my entire day philing it.

by Cream Waffer April 27, 2008

Dr. Philing

Dissecting the people in your life, much like that texan fraud we all love to hate.

Shut the fuck up Terry. You're Dr. Philing the shit out of this kid.

by THE DRAGON TAMER September 21, 2010

Dr. Philling

When one gives their input on a relationship and nobody wants to hear that person.

Guy 1: She got mad at me for dropping her pencil
Dr. Phil: You guys are so sensitive
Guy 1: Stop Dr. Philling

by BigBear399 November 24, 2013

Pilfingeren

A boy who's weird, has zero friends but will do anything, just to gain friends. Often it will not work, but sometimes. Just sometimes, he'll end up getting a friend.. But then, just as they're happy, he'll piss them off.

He has never talked to a girl, and really likes trans people.

"He looks like Pilfingeren", "Even Pilfingeren is nicer than him."

by FreeSommer September 1, 2021