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Pilfering 

Another definition to pilfering is to go through stuff intensely either your stuff a friends stuff or dumpster diving sometimes taking things or asking for things that is not yours.
“Hey girl do you want to go to Toppers with us tonight?”

“No thanks girl April and I are going to go pilfering in her closet!”

“Why is it every time Aime gets high she has to go pilfering through my stuff?”

“So fucking annoying.”

“Hey let’s go pilfering at the flea market today?”
Pilfering by ashane November 27, 2019
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pilfering 

to steal slowy from another person. rumming through other peoples stuff. a person who's good at stealing without the other person knowing. a scandelist theif
that girl is always pilfering though others things. they are pilfering through everyone's belonging.my things were pilfered by someone.
pilfering by babygirl11684 March 10, 2015

Pilfering 

To rummage and occasionally take things that don't have a purpose
Whatre you doing ? Pilfering your shit
Pilfering by Pilfersum October 9, 2016

pilfering the law

To commit a small, negligible crime, such as jaywalking or accidentally littering. Usually used jokingly to denote how negligible the crime is.

Comes from "to pilfer" meaning to steal something little of value. So it's literally "pilfering" the law.
John accidentally steals a pencil from a restaurant.
William: Dude! You're pilfering the law!

profitable pilfering

To steal things compulsively that you will not use at the moment, but as your collection grows, you will find them rather useful.
Profitable pilfering is Melia and Shaqueera's favorite past-time.

Palmering 

Palmering (as in Jesse Palmer of ABC/ESPN and the Bachelor) - (verb) 1. The act of repeatedly disrespecting a team, coaching staff, and entire fan-base with blatantly biased statements over an event which happened "just two years ago"; 2. Simultaneously, inexcusably losing respect from peers, colleagues, and strangers alike. 3. Acting like a total douche-bag. 4. Over use of the word Clemsoning

Jesse Palmer is an ABC/ESPN sports analyst and former contestant on the Bachelor. He constantly brings up the term Clemsoning even though Clemson's football team hasn't "pulled a Clemson" in years.
"Quit your Palmering, Clemson has beaten four top 25 SEC teams in the last two years; I don't see them Clemsoning ever again. This is a different Clemson football team."
Palmering by LowcountryEP September 20, 2013

Palmering 

1. Being universally disliked and totally inept at one's job, yet still hold a prominent and public position. 2. To be inexplicably successful despite obvious lack of intelligence, talent, and public goodwill.

Jesse Palmer (Former Florida quarterback and Bachelor contestant)'s position as an ESPN analyst, despite total ineptitude and near universal dislike by sports fans was the catalyst for this term.
After inheriting the family business, Johnny really palmered, spending most of his time goofing off and contributing little to the company, much to the chagrin of the shareholders.

Nickleback spent years palmering their way to the top of the charts.
Palmering by Joseph Dierte September 24, 2013
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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