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Pastor's Wife I'd Like to Fuck
"Dude, have you seen Kay Warren? She is smoking hot."
"I know dude, she is such a PWILF"
PWILF by pwilf-admirer February 16, 2010
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PWILF • PILF • pilfer • pmilf • PHILF • pilfering • philfing • Pilfatrader • ptilf • PWIF

pilfiwilfering 

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession
I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering
pilfiwilfering by Daman13 September 24, 2019
When a dedicated Taylor Swift fan “Swiftie” passes gas
Damn, I just pwifted again while listening to my favorite Taylor Swift song, Delicate.
Pwift by PerplexisCat June 19, 2023
Person Whom I Fuck
They're not special enough to be my boyfriend/girlfriend but we're more than just friends. They're my PWIF.
PWIF by TheWingedTree June 9, 2018
Prime Minister I'd Like to Fuck
Yulia Tymoshenko is such a PMILF.
pmilf by Keenan Pepper October 24, 2007
Person Whom I Fuck
I think that to be loved secondly is unfairly regarded by society as an inconsolable tragedy especially if it's by a lover or a pwif.
I am loved secondly by parents, by friends, by teachers.
To be loved as a second doesn't spark fierce jealousy.

Why should lovers be any different?
PWIF by TheWingedTree June 8, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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