PILF

PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.

aka a non binary MILF

friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild

by BeaHab.-. April 09, 2021

PILF

Psycho I’d like to fuck!

(Fictional psycho characters not real ones)
Eg. Patrick Bateman

“Jackson Rippner is such a PILF”
“Ikr”

by female8439602 February 12, 2023

PILF

just like milf or dilf, pilf is a gender neutral alternative primarily used for those who are non-binary.

PILF: person id like (to) fuck

sam is such a pilf

by nbgosk February 01, 2021

PILF

Professor I'd Like (to) Fuck

My hot, young Spanish prof is a total PILF

by Sarah December 10, 2003

PILF

Parent I'd Like to Fuck
Gender Neutral term of MILF/DILF (Mom/Dad I'd like to Fuck)

"Man They're sure one PILF! Terrys Lucky to have them as a Parent, they're hot as hell!"

by IRL Catboy January 07, 2021

PILF

Pie I'd like to fuck; everyone has had one of these experiences.

You take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it's sitting on the counter- mocking you. The only thing that can possibly overcome your lust for this fresh baked American goodness is some good fornication.

One must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. Many pies are attempting to be PILFs but us PILFHunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sluts!

Wife: Honey! I baked you a fresh pie!

Husband: *blood begins to boil- level of lust increases* OMFG! I MUST HAVE YOU HONEY!

Wife: But baby, it's early in the afternoon!

Husband: NOT YOU! THAT PIE! It's totally a PILF!

by Edal January 31, 2009

PILF

Platapus I'd like to fuck.

"Do you see that platapus? Thats a fucking PILF!!!!"

by Rockwjz November 13, 2004