PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.

aka a non binary MILF
friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild
by BeaHab.-. April 9, 2021
Professor I'd Like (to) Fuck
My hot, young Spanish prof is a total PILF
by Sarah December 10, 2003
Pie I'd like to fuck; everyone has had one of these experiences.

You take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it's sitting on the counter- mocking you. The only thing that can possibly overcome your lust for this fresh baked American goodness is some good fornication.

One must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. Many pies are attempting to be PILFs but us PILFHunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sluts!
Wife: Honey! I baked you a fresh pie!

Husband: *blood begins to boil- level of lust increases* OMFG! I MUST HAVE YOU HONEY!

Wife: But baby, it's early in the afternoon!

Husband: NOT YOU! THAT PIE! It's totally a PILF!
by Edal January 31, 2009
"Do you see that platapus? Thats a fucking PILF!!!!"
by Rockwjz November 13, 2004
Cristina Fernández de Kirchner of Argentina is a total PILF.
by Alex Pieron November 12, 2007
Much like MILF (Mom I'd Like to F**k) and DILF(Dad I'd Like to F**k), PILF is a gender-neutral term to either replace MILF and DILF or coexist alongside them.

Standing for Parent I'd Like to F**k, PILF will hopefully gain some popularity in communities where similar terms are used.
It could be especially useful for someone who's both hot, nonbinary, and has children, or various combinations of these factors.
"Wow, that PILF's really seggsy, I'd totally let them *insert dirty action here*!"
"That's a bit weird broski, but I respect your opinion. You like what you like amirite?"
by wefwidgewatow July 14, 2021
Jiggly Puff

That (insert name of Pokémon here) is a PILF!
Check out that PILF! I wanna show her my hydropump!
by vontrick January 27, 2010