Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

2016 presidential election

A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal

I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election

by vatonyjmu1978 September 16, 2016

presidential alert

An alert given by our hot president to alert us about stuff like when he takes a shit!

I just got a presidential alert!

by Vormix October 3, 2018

Presidential Debate

A shitshow with two kindergarteners who won’t stop pulling each other’s pigtails

Did you see the 2020 Presidential Debate last night? What the hell?!

by Carl Azuz our God September 29, 2020

Presidential Bird Hunt

When someone happens to shoot their friend while hunting, both intential or accidential. Made famous by Dick Cheney's hunting accident.

Phillip: Hey bro, if this turns into a presidential bird hunt, I will dismember you. Brutally.

Todd: Yeah, no problem.

by Greyshades November 8, 2009

Presidential Shoe

A shoe with the potential of being thrown at a politician as part of protest against what he/she stands for...

A protester has thrown a Presidential Shoe at Wen Jiabao during a speech at Cambridge University and called the Chinese prime minister a "dictator". A few weeks earlier, President Bush went through a similar experience in Iraq...

by BennyTee2 February 4, 2009

presidential birthday

One's 35th Birthday. At 35 years of age one meets the minimum age requirement to be president of the United States. This qualifies the 35th Birthday as a milestone and permits one to turn it up a notch and get buckwild, while maintaining a sense of regality.

It's your Presidential Birthday Dan. You're 35 now so, put your pants back on, stop acting so jackassy and finish those tequila shots..Mr President.

by SuckABallYall January 13, 2017