Curbles

Those spinny things in the car wash that wash your car

When I go to a car wash I love to watch the curbles!

by Vormix January 22, 2020

abcMouse

An educational platform with a creepy ass teacher who stares into your soul and runs to many ads on TV

My kid has improved since he/she started using abcMouse

by Vormix June 02, 2018

Dunkin Donuts

Krisby Creme but worse.

Krisby Creme is better then Dunkin Donuts

by Vormix May 18, 2018

Blanket

That comfy soft thing you have to take off in the morning

Just 5 more minutes in my comfy blanket!

by Vormix May 12, 2018

presidential alert

An alert given by our hot president to alert us about stuff like when he takes a shit!

I just got a presidential alert!

by Vormix October 03, 2018

Kys

Kiss your sister

FUCKING KYS

by Vormix May 18, 2018