1) an exclamation to express total surprise/shock/pleasure/horror/horror/dismay at or draw attention to the state of something (used in the same context like wow or fuck).

2) a superlative adjective to add legitimacy/weight to the description of something (used in the same context as legit)

1) "Alert, those ribs were dope!"; "Alert, that bitch was rude!"

2) "Her party was alert off the chain"; "I alert can't see straight right now"

alert by therealanbari June 2, 2016

Alert

Big daddy nigga

Hey alert

Alert by Als toybarn June 5, 2022

alert the coastguard

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

alert the coastguard by Jules the King November 15, 2006

Alert the Internet

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."

(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here

Alert the Internet by Keshicus June 1, 2010

alert cobra

A Male erection that is ready to pounce

Yo man I got such an alert cobra

alert cobra by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026