Definitions by vatonyjmu1978

2016 presidential election

A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal

I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election

2016 presidential election by vatonyjmu1978 September 16, 2016

lunch pussy 

Someone who refuses to go out to lunch with his or her co-workers and prefers to eat at their desk

Liz -- Hey Tony, want to go get sushi?
Tony -- No thanks, I'm just going to eat at my desk, I have work to do.
Liz -- God. You are such a lunch pussy.

lunch pussy by vatonyjmu1978 March 7, 2014

knife fag 

A person who plays Modern Warfare 2 and runs around stabbing everyone with a knife

I would enjoy playing online much more if is wasn't for those knife fag's

knife fag by vatonyjmu1978 February 4, 2010

spits when he talks 

A phrase referring to a male who has no standards whatsoever in regards to whom he has sex with. A person who engages in the fucking of enormous fat bitches with big fucking baloney tits and big hairy pussies. Term is derived from the eminem lyric "I spit when i talk, I fuck everything that walks".

Man look at that cow Dave is taking home!
Yeah he spits when he talks.

spits when he talks by vatonyjmu1978 December 9, 2007

tripping over your string 

The act of copping out, being a pussy, or just being a total cunt in general. The term refers to the tampon string that has developed out of the faggot's newly aquired pussy.

C'mon you faggot, take 15 shots of tequila right now.
But I already drank 10 beers in the last 5 minutes.
Dude, your tripping over your string Bitch

tripping over your string by vatonyjmu1978 December 9, 2007

catfish 

A male who waits until all the hot girls at the bar have left and then proceeds to hook up with the fattest ugliest skank that may or may not have herpes. The term refers to the catfish which is a bottom feeder and slurps up all the grime, fish poop, and dead waste at the bottom of the lake.

Hey Rob, look at that girl Dave is with, haha.
Holy shit that bitch is weights a deuce and a half.
Fucking catfish.

catfish by vatonyjmu1978 December 9, 2007

fuck it 

To completely dismiss a fact of significant importance

I was going to use a condom, but Fuck it, when is the next time I'm gonna be in South Africa.

fuck it by vatonyjmu1978 December 9, 2007