lunch pussy

Someone who refuses to go out to lunch with his or her co-workers and prefers to eat at their desk

Liz -- Hey Tony, want to go get sushi?
Tony -- No thanks, I'm just going to eat at my desk, I have work to do.
Liz -- God. You are such a lunch pussy.

by vatonyjmu1978 March 07, 2014

catfish

A male who waits until all the hot girls at the bar have left and then proceeds to hook up with the fattest ugliest skank that may or may not have herpes. The term refers to the catfish which is a bottom feeder and slurps up all the grime, fish poop, and dead waste at the bottom of the lake.

Hey Rob, look at that girl Dave is with, haha.
Holy shit that bitch is weights a deuce and a half.
Fucking catfish.

by vatonyjmu1978 December 09, 2007

2016 presidential election

A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal

I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election

by vatonyjmu1978 September 16, 2016

swordfish

A person who excels in a substantial amount of fuckheadedness or douchebaggery.

George Bush is a total Swordfish.
Agreed.

by vatonyjmu1978 December 08, 2007

knife fag

A person who plays Modern Warfare 2 and runs around stabbing everyone with a knife

I would enjoy playing online much more if is wasn't for those knife fag's

by vatonyjmu1978 February 04, 2010

spits when he talks

A phrase referring to a male who has no standards whatsoever in regards to whom he has sex with. A person who engages in the fucking of enormous fat bitches with big fucking baloney tits and big hairy pussies. Term is derived from the eminem lyric "I spit when i talk, I fuck everything that walks".

Man look at that cow Dave is taking home!
Yeah he spits when he talks.

by vatonyjmu1978 December 09, 2007

tripping over your string

The act of copping out, being a pussy, or just being a total cunt in general. The term refers to the tampon string that has developed out of the faggot's newly aquired pussy.

C'mon you faggot, take 15 shots of tequila right now.
But I already drank 10 beers in the last 5 minutes.
Dude, your tripping over your string Bitch

by vatonyjmu1978 December 09, 2007