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presidunce

presidunce (prez id unts) NOUN. A person appointed to the presidency by back room deals because of his criminality or incompetence, to further criminal enterprises. (See Ulysses S. Grant, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, William Howard Taft, William Henry Harrison, Richard Milhouse Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George Herbert [Walker Bush, George Walker Bush) From “president” and “dunce.”
You got your evil presidunces and your incompetent presidunces, but how do you top a man who says, "They never stop thinking of ways to hurt our country, and neither do we."
presidunce by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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el presidente

A term of art in combat pistol shooting that refers to taking two shots to center mass and one shot to the forehead to make sure the target is deceased.
Did you hear what happened to Jorge? They gave him the old El Presidente. You won't be seeing him no more. He's taking a dirt nap.

Pinocchio presidency 

A painfully apt nickname applied to the Trump presidency.
The best learned lessons have come straight out of this Pinocchio presidency.

Presidue 

n. political residue left by a former president
J: Man, George W. left some problematic policies in place when he left office - the patriot act, indefinite detentions, Iraq..
O:Yeah, it could take generations of administrations to clean up all that grimey presidue..
Presidue by Nocebo November 18, 2009

Presidente Por Supuesto 

Barak Obama. Literally, President Of Course. A very loose Spanish translation of President Yes We Can. While nowhere close to being an accurate translation, it does convey a sense of that positive can-do attitude of the 44th president of the United States of America and it's fun to say.
If anyone can get single-payer passed it's Presidente Por Supuesto, the 44th president of the United States.

Fox News Presidency 

An administration influenced largely by partisan misinformation, fact distortion and data manipulation that results in dangerous, ineffective and inconsistent policy; a condition grossly exposed and made obvious in times of national crisis.
Every year millions of citizens are killed in car crashes, shootings, drug overdoses... and we don't shut the country down over those!
True. But those are examples of FAILURE despite on-going attempts to PREVENT those deaths; also, NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING CONTAGEOUS. What you've got there is a Fox News Presidency. Need proof? Not a hoax, not magically disappearing, not treated effectively by Hydroxychloroquine, not everyone gets a test that wants a test, not a perfect test...
Fox News Presidency by YAWA April 17, 2020

presidentes 

Dominican beer, that hits you hard. Is the only beer better than coronas.
Loko pasate un seis the presidentes.
or
Traime 10 presidentes cuando vengas de santo dominigo.
presidentes by Jay Dizzle March 16, 2005