King George the Turd

King George the Turd (jorj thuh turd) NOUN. George Walker Bush, 43rd president of the United States. See also, "Turd Reich."

This country is a scatocracy, the biggest shits rise to the top. That's how we wound up with King George the Turd.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

wiggleize

wiggleize (wig el ized) ADJECTIVE. To make a person, place or thing wiggle, jiggle and shake.

I'm gonna wiggleize you until you piss yourself laughing.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

spagitated

spagitated (spa ji tay ted) ADJECTIVE. To be anxious and clumsy. From “spastic” and “agitated.”

Him- Fuck, Fuck, FUUUCCK! I ccccan't even strike a fffucking mmmatch!
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?

(Loud ripping sound)

Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.

by Maxhole June 23, 2009

puketard

A person who is so stupid, they make you want to vomit.

I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.

by Maxhole July 15, 2011

pignorant

pignorant (pig no runt) ADJECTIVE. To know less than a pig would know.

I told Kristen that she was a lovely person, except for the ignorance and the lying and the bigotry and the cowardice. I said I'd be happy to talk with her when she learns a thing or two. Give it 20 or 30 years. The pignorant little bitch.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

spoogickle

spoogickle (spoo jik ul) NOUN. A subatomic particle of spooge. Or, a popsicle made of spooge.

The spoogickle is the smallest and slipperiest of the subatomic particles. This elusive, highly energetic particle can be found around high schools, especially in P.E. class, or that English class with the really hot teacher.

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

Pukeland

Pukeland (piook land) NOUN. Any horrible place, full of awful people.

Which one of you puke-faced pukes from Pukeland ate my fucking pizza and drank all my beer?!

by Maxhole June 19, 2009