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pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you
oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here
pedometer by lschi1 March 31, 2015

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A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.
"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."
pedometer by va1erio December 14, 2008
adjective. finished ahead of time but of value because it facilitates laziness on the part of the recipient.
Tom: Hey I had some great fried chicken this weekend, cooked it up with my kid

Christine: Yeah, I had some fried chicken too but I picked it up at the Deli section of the grocery... It was Predone!
predone by Christine Mary April 28, 2012
Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.
To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.
Pedometer by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010
Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.
My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.
Pedometer by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010