pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you

oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here

by lschi1 March 31, 2015

what the fudge

when you want to say 'what the fuck' but you have children around you.

Dad: what the fudge is she doing
Kid: dont swear daddy

by lschi1 August 24, 2015

what the fudge

a handy way to say what the fuck, especially when you are a parent

me: what the fudge is she doing
Kid: don't swear daddy. swearing is naughty and bad

by lschi1 September 11, 2015