pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you
oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here
by lschi1 March 31, 2015
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what the fudge

when you want to say 'what the fuck' but you have children around you.
Dad: what the fudge is she doing
Kid: dont swear daddy
by lschi1 July 26, 2015
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what the fudge

a handy way to say what the fuck, especially when you are a parent
me: what the fudge is she doing
Kid: don't swear daddy. swearing is naughty and bad
by lschi1 August 08, 2015
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