Pedomeet

When two pedophiles meet up thinking that the other is a teenage (or younger) boy/girl.

"Wow, are you Tommy?"
"o.O are you Tiffany?"
"I never thought I would pedomeet someone"
"Neither did I, this is kind of awkward...but do you still wanna be friends? I don't know any other pedophiles"
"Sure"

by Ojelagee January 5, 2012

pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you

oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here

by lschi1 March 31, 2015

pedometer

A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.

"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."

by va1erio December 14, 2008

Pedometer

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.

by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010

Pedometer

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.

by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010

pedoveeter

noun - a person who takes pleasure in looking at chunky female children.

similar words veeter, veet, eet, eeter, meeter, pedomeeter

Jim: I had no promblem with you being a veeter, but this pedoveeter crap is just nasty.
Goerge: Why do you have to be so harsh?

by Can Not April 9, 2005

Pedofeet

Where your toes look like mini bald pedofiles

Wow you got some mad pedofeet bro

by Pedofeet101 October 15, 2019