by lschi1 March 31, 2015

"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."
by va1erio December 14, 2008

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.
After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.
by violetist August 21, 2009

by Crookback August 22, 2004

by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010

by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010

Joe Mama: I have A Pedometer and it is going off!
Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!
Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!
by SoapMuncher May 29, 2022
