predone

adjective. finished ahead of time but of value because it facilitates laziness on the part of the recipient.

Tom: Hey I had some great fried chicken this weekend, cooked it up with my kid

Christine: Yeah, I had some fried chicken too but I picked it up at the Deli section of the grocery... It was Predone!

predone by Christine Mary April 28, 2012

predone

done kinda sort a not really

The iPhone 8 was predone when it was installing it’s apps

predone by Donepre December 26, 2017

Pedonecrophilia 

The love or need to have sex with dead children.

Did you here what Jimmy did to his sister that got hit by a truck? It was Pedonecrophilia!

Pedonecrophilia by BumbleBean :D June 8, 2016

prepone 

Function: transitive verb

Inflected forms: pre•poned; pre•pon•ing

Etymology: Latin preponere to place before, prepone, from pre- + ponere to place -- more at POSITION

Date: Has been in use in urban English spoken in India since at least the 1950s

To advance an event or activity to an earlier time. The closest American usage is “to advance” the timing of something. The word came into vogue in urban India as the opposite of “postponing” something.

“To make sure we get to enjoy the fireworks display that starts promptly at 9 PM, let us prepone the dinner engagement to 7 rather than 8 tomorrow evening”

prepone by Nik Dholakia August 21, 2006

paedonecrozoophilia 

Someone who has an unhealthy liking and gains sexual gratification from dead baby animals

That dirty zoo keeper bastard's a right paedonecrozoophile

paedonecrozoophilia by Jono - Les Cimes November 6, 2003

Predonkament

A Redonkulous Predicament

"Dude, my skybox tickets are for the game tonight, but I already promised my girlfriend I would go shoe shopping with her and I skipped out last time she asked me."

"****, man, that's a predonkament you got there!"

Predonkament by cdcorb October 24, 2009

prepone 

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): pre·poned; pre·pon·ing
Etymology: Latin preponere to place before, prepone, from pre- + ponere to place -- more at POSITION
Date: circa 2003, Providence RI
1 : to put off to an earlier time : pre-DEFER
2 a : to place earlier (as in a sentence) than the normal position in English <prepone an adjective> b : to place earlier in order of precedence, preference, or importance.

Jonas, Peter and Rowena scheduled a meeting for 11:00, but Sam preponed it to 10:00 due to an impending etymology debate.

prepone by Peter Wyner September 11, 2003