Scoutmaster
I have contracted crab lice that love to breed in the folds of my scoutmaster.
Tucker Carlson advised to sun ones scoutmaster.
Tucker Carlson advised to sun ones scoutmaster.
Scoutmaster by scottyyttocs April 26, 2022
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Scoutmaster
I have contracted crab lice that love to breed in the folds of my scoutmaster.
Tucker Carlson advised to sun ones scoutmaster.
Tucker Carlson advised to sun ones scoutmaster.
Scoutmaster by scottyyttocs April 26, 2022
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Scoutmaster's Handshake
Based upon the introductory social practice of gripping another's phallus in an overhand fashion, and providing an unrequested and unsanitary, yet meaty, sweaty, and oddly satisfying handjob, engaged in by boy scout masters to their pledges once their parents' minivans get lost on the horizon. May also be accompanied by a frigid and unsolicited finger in the anus or a halitosis-laden and toothy rimjob. Because hey, Traps are gay, but a mouth is a mouthand 20 bucks is twenty bucks.
Look man I have a buyer lined up for the drugs! You gonna tell me where they are? Or you wanna give me the ol' Scoutmaster's Handshake all day!?!
Scoutmaster's Handshake by Mjolnir12982 October 30, 2018
scoutmaster randal
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scoutmaster randal by Jamestown Aaron December 25, 2019
Snotmaster
A person who recklessly blows his nose and gets snot all over everything.
For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.
For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.
Andre Agassi is not only a US Open Champion, but also a Snotmaster of the highest caliber.
When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.
When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.
Snotmaster by Flatiron Scheisskopf June 30, 2016
Shoutcaster
Live commentaries, normally of video games such as Starcraft 2. Normally requires A LOT OF SHOUTING. Hence the name....derp
Shoutcaster by The Laddergoat October 22, 2011
Shoutcaster
A live commentator for video games in e-sports. Originally named after the SHOUTcast plugin for WinAmp which was used for early live internet audio streams of e-sports matches, the term was generalized and now refers to the commentator role in general. The job is often split into the roles of play-by-play caster and analyst, as with American Football broadcasters.
Shoutcaster by novaq March 26, 2018
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