Symmetrical

The retarded cousin of "symmetric".

Yo Jason, your face isn't all that symmetrical.
Did you really just say that?
No, I was being sarcastical.

by JoeCoolJRRT September 21, 2010

Pedometer

Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.

To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.

by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010

Forth

The act of placing fourth in a spelling bee.

Dude, I totilly got forth in the speling bee!

by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010