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ponkers
Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021
Phunkle
A Phunkle is a phunky unkle. A man not to be crossed in any bad way. A protector of decent humans and alpha male to all animals.
A well respected man who doesnt judge. A man of the world.
A wise Phunkle with wisdom of all things of sense. Open minded and full of Phunk and Phun.
A well respected man who doesnt judge. A man of the world.
A wise Phunkle with wisdom of all things of sense. Open minded and full of Phunk and Phun.
Phunkle by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021
Plunk-it
Much like “send it” however it refers more specifically to engaging in tasks with questionable survivability.
Plunk-it by spicywater June 10, 2020
Poonkin
noun/pronoun/adjective/determiner/verb/adverb/preposition/conjunction/interjection
(Poon-kin)
A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.
(Poon-kin)
A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.
Boi1: Aye you poonkin?
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.
Poonkin by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 8, 2016
Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose
A most spectacularly superior Multi-Purpose Tool. For bailing out boats, wearing as a hat, even use it as a shovel! Use it to throw a ball for your dog, or cleaning out your gutters! A cup for water and a shoe for you!
Person 1: This Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose is perfect for bailing out my boat!
Person 2: Indubitably!
Person 1: Quick! I think the zombies are coming!
Person 2: Use this Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose to dig an underground bunker!
Person 2: Indubitably!
Person 1: Quick! I think the zombies are coming!
Person 2: Use this Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose to dig an underground bunker!
Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose by ThePinkriPonkriPeople October 13, 2020
podunk town
Friend: Where are you?
Me: I'm in winnemicca, you can't miss it. It's the only podunk town for 200 mines!
Me: I'm in winnemicca, you can't miss it. It's the only podunk town for 200 mines!
podunk town by MeganEatsHoez September 26, 2015
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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