Poonkin 

noun/pronoun/adjective/determiner/verb/adverb/preposition/conjunction/interjection

(Poon-kin)

A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.

Boi1: Aye you poonkin?
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.

Poonkin by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 8, 2016

poonkin 

You are my one and only

I love you poonkin, forever and always poonkin, you are the reason I wake up every morning poonkin, you are what I live for poonkin

poonkin by yester199 August 23, 2011

Pookin the Bean 

1. Pookin the Bean is when an eclectic fetish girl slams animal dildos against her clitoris harder than Rocky punching Apollo Creed due to her having destroyer her clitoris through strenuous and vigorous years of masturbation.

2. Masturbating by vigorously slamming odd shaped dildos into one's vagina while vibing your clitoris.

Man, all we wanted to do was play Arma, but the server owner was pookin the bean all night and fucking didn't update the game!"

Pookin the Bean by Masked_Deviant April 24, 2020

plonkinsplurge 

Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.

I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.

plonkinsplurge by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

Poondini 

When your guy friend gets a new girl and disappears. If a chick bails its a weendini

Anthony pulled a poondini as soon as he met Christina. Full disappearing act.

Poondini by Bobo Choncho January 11, 2014

Pookinesis 

When your friends are pooking out, and you are so mentally involved you can tell what they are pooking out about without saying anything.

“Hey man, Brando’s looking a bit rough. Yea man, my pookinesis is telling me he’s scared we might get caught”

Pookinesis by The Vengaboys June 23, 2019

poopkin

When someone carves out a halloween pumpkin, and then takes a massive shit in the pumpkin. Mostly used for hurling at things

Man that was a good throw Timmy, you hit Nigel right in the face with that poopkin. Hes got shit all over him and he looks unconscious.

poopkin by Rick Simmons February 17, 2005