When a tampon is dipped into an alcoholic substance to absorb the fluid before it is inserted into the ass hole where the alcohol is then absorbed into the blood and will in turn get you drunk.
An Information Technology person, oblivious to the problem they themselves created who sends nasty aggressive directives in notes or messages ALL IN CAPS WITH REPEATED WORDS & EXCLAMAITON POINTS to others trying to help them fix the problem they created. Often in BOLD and in COLOR!!
Did you read the note from that user this morning who hung up the system that said NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER CANCEL MY JOB / PROGRAM!!! F*ckin' I/T Punk.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"