pornous

A phrase or sentence which, when taken out of context, has an alternative, sex-related meaning.

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"That sounded pornous!"

pornous by Tariq R February 4, 2008

Pornoscopy 

Gynecological examination during which the patient becomes aroused and/or experiences orgasm and/or attempts to initiate sexual activity with the examiner.

What was supposed to be a routine yearly exam turned into an all-out pornoscopy. Her doctor waived all charges and recommended she see him more frequently.

Pornoscopy by cyclopath August 22, 2010

pornosexual

Refers a person who prefers to watch porn and masturbate than to have actual sex.

"Stay away from Jim's dorm. He's a pornosexual so it's filled with used jizz rags"

pornosexual by StumpfTheDrumpf September 22, 2013

Porous Pecker 

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

Porous Pecker by andy1 March 4, 2009

Pornosynthesis 

The process of absorbing energy from porn.

Every normal teenage boy must get their energy through pornosynthesis, otherwise, they will wilt and die.

Pornosynthesis by Noodle of Death August 27, 2016

Porous 

Adjective. Powerfully-descriptive word used to indicate how absolutely atrocious something is, how useless a person or object is etc.

You forgot to unwrap that cigar before you smoked it... how bloody porous man!

The lecturer was so porous half the class walked out.

Porous by Snaaibobby January 4, 2018

Pornfusion 

A state of undecided befuddlement when overwhelmed with too many genres and titles while shopping for porn. A sufferer can be characterized by a vacant stare while tugging at one's penis through the thin lining of his front pockets. If left untreated, the afflicted will either leave with way too much porn (like 12 three day rental DVD's) or will shuffle out of the adult video megaplexxx with nothing but sticky boxers.

Knowing he had all afternoon to kill with no girlfriend and no drinking buddies, Christian decided to head on down to the porno shop. When faced with over 10,000 new titles, he slipped into a state of pornfusion from which he didn’t emerge for nearly 3 hours. Luckily for him, the store manager recognoized the symptoms of pornfusion and used the smelling salts he had on hand to bring Christian to his senses.

Pornfusion by Bendejo72 December 15, 2008