Adjective. Powerfully-descriptive word used to indicate how absolutely atrocious something is, how useless a person or object is etc.
You forgot to unwrap that cigar before you smoked it... how bloody porous man!

The lecturer was so porous half the class walked out.
by Snaaibobby January 03, 2018
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Not swag; opposite of cool
One whom is not of thy divinity. To be described as porous is the utmost disrespect one can receive. Most likely to be used on a millennial. You DO NOT want to be called porous
Brotato 1: “yo homie can I have a part of your sandwich”
Brotato 2: “no you slump of hay”
Brotato 1: “you’re so porous
by Ur moms side shawty May 21, 2021
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Adjective. Powerfully-descriptive word used to indicate how absolutely atrocious something is, how useless a person or object is etc.

Useless, weak, ugly, stupid, pathetic
You forgot to unwrap that cigar before you smoked it... how bloody porous man!

The lecturer was so porous half the class walked out.
by Snaaibobby December 27, 2017
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adjective

1. easily crossed or penetrated
2. permeable to fluids
Man, that bitch is porous.
(Read: I say, that young woman is rather promiscuous.)
by Gman February 02, 2005
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a sex position, using ur left testicle and placing it in the asshole.
yo i aint goin doggy style, im gonna porous her ass
by Matty Campbell December 05, 2007
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a declaration by an uneducated person intended to indicate something is negative, as in "poor".
You got fired from your job for eating chips, even though you were a little high and needed something crunchy? That shit's straight porous!
by OriginalDookie July 10, 2017
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Porou is the type of guy that you will love

He is always kind, tries to be helpful and always there for you but his feelings are really delicate. If you see a person with the name porou somewhere in the internet, give him some love.
by Tamami Music August 04, 2018
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