pornounce

a scale which measures how porntacular something is.
i.e. how good the porn is

man1: how was the super edition of ZOO mag?
man2: super crap. only got a 2 on my pornounce.
man1: thanks for the heads up man.

by Mnc & Lr September 3, 2007

pornouncer

a scale which measures how porn-ey a certain object is.

Man1 : So how was the super edition of FHM, dude?
Man2 : Uhh, let me go get the pornouncer. *gets pornouncer*
dude... it only got a 2 =/

by Mnc & Lr September 2, 2007

(verb) def. – to vilently and somewhat sexually randomly pounce on an unsuspecting homie

Elijah pornounced on Connie after Keaneau and CJ had her distracted.

by lilgrizzey January 12, 2009

At the Adult entertainment Expo, I had pornounced the release of a new movie. 2 girls, 1 midget.

by Syphonedwolf117 November 6, 2011