pornounce

a scale which measures how porntacular something is.
i.e. how good the porn is

man1: how was the super edition of ZOO mag?
man2: super crap. only got a 2 on my pornounce.
man1: thanks for the heads up man.

by Mnc & Lr September 11, 2007

pornouncer

a scale which measures how porn-ey a certain object is.

Man1 : So how was the super edition of FHM, dude?
Man2 : Uhh, let me go get the pornouncer. *gets pornouncer*
dude... it only got a 2 =/

by Mnc & Lr September 10, 2007

Pornounce

(verb) def. – to vilently and somewhat sexually randomly pounce on an unsuspecting homie

Elijah pornounced on Connie after Keaneau and CJ had her distracted.

by lilgrizzey January 12, 2009

pornounce

A term representing an announcement in or dealing with pornography.

At the Adult entertainment Expo, I had pornounced the release of a new movie. 2 girls, 1 midget.

by Syphonedwolf117 November 06, 2011