Porous 

Adjective. Powerfully-descriptive word used to indicate how absolutely atrocious something is, how useless a person or object is etc.

You forgot to unwrap that cigar before you smoked it... how bloody porous man!

The lecturer was so porous half the class walked out.

Porous by Snaaibobby January 4, 2018

porous 

adjective

1. easily crossed or penetrated
2. permeable to fluids

Man, that bitch is porous.
(Read: I say, that young woman is rather promiscuous.)

porous by Gman February 2, 2005

Porous 

Adjective. Powerfully-descriptive word used to indicate how absolutely atrocious something is, how useless a person or object is etc.

Useless, weak, ugly, stupid, pathetic

You forgot to unwrap that cigar before you smoked it... how bloody porous man!

The lecturer was so porous half the class walked out.

Porous by Snaaibobby April 22, 2018

porous 

a sex position, using ur left testicle and placing it in the asshole.

yo i aint goin doggy style, im gonna porous her ass

porous by Matty Campbell January 6, 2008

porous 

a declaration by an uneducated person intended to indicate something is negative, as in "poor".

You got fired from your job for eating chips, even though you were a little high and needed something crunchy? That shit's straight porous!

porous by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017

Porous 

Not swag; opposite of cool
One whom is not of thy divinity. To be described as porous is the utmost disrespect one can receive. Most likely to be used on a millennial. You DO NOT want to be called porous

Brotato 1: “yo homie can I have a part of your sandwich”
Brotato 2: “no you slump of hay”
Brotato 1: “you’re so porous”

Porous by Ur moms side shawty May 21, 2021

Porous Pecker 

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

Porous Pecker by andy1 March 4, 2009