cyclopath's definitions

Schlaughterkök

Male genitalia of fearsome and terrifying presence and power. Legendary conquering skill and force. Transverses realms natural and spiritual. To be feared and never left unguarded.
Specific origin unknown but believed to be unique to eastern Europe. ( See " Vnad the Impaler " )

"The entire Village of Virgins was wiped out in one night, the latest victims in the furious legacy of Schlaughterkök."

by cyclopath August 6, 2015

a crapella

1. (n) a painful or otherwise uncomfortable bowel movement resulting in audible vocalization of lament or relief. 2. (v) to audibly vocalize lament or relief while performing a bowel movement.

"Wow bro, feel better? That was impressive but you got no shot at 'The Voice' with that a crapella solo..."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015

Pornoscopy

Gynecological examination during which the patient becomes aroused and/or experiences orgasm and/or attempts to initiate sexual activity with the examiner.

What was supposed to be a routine yearly exam turned into an all-out pornoscopy. Her doctor waived all charges and recommended she see him more frequently.

by cyclopath August 22, 2010

Eurologist

a doctor specializing in the care and treatment of European pricks. The majority of Eurology' patients are typically French.

The mere sight of Francois - or whatever the fuck his name is - pisses me off. I think he needs a Eurologist.

by cyclopath September 22, 2010

proctometrist

a doctor specializing in vision care for individuals with their head up their ass.

Dude! It's right there, plain English, in front of your face! You need to make an appointment to see your proctometrist.

by cyclopath September 22, 2010

Kintucky Derby

(noun) competitive group incest, whereby points are awarded for engaging in sex acts with immediate family members. Rules are generally at the discretion of participants; infants and toddlers are usually considered "off-limits".

"While I am disappointed in the results of this year's Kintucky Derby, I am very proud of the effort my family team put forth - especially my sexy daughter! We'll get 'em next year!"

by cyclopath May 22, 2010

whoredog

Woman whose morals and/or standards are at or below absolute zero. Will do just about anything with anyone or anything.

"Damn, that's the third different guy to spend the night at her place this week. She's not just a whore, she's a whoredog!

by cyclopath February 27, 2010