pornosaurus

Pornosaurus is a mythical dinosaur which appears on late night german TV and has sex with desperate women, also he has a lime-green ejaculate, which shock many, especially with the volume and colour of substance produced.

"How the hell did they work out he (Pornosaurus) has green cum!! UHHHHH!

by Sudo Nymm February 10, 2005

Pornosaurus

An old, outdated and therefore enormous computer reserved only for porn. This phenomena generally occurs because one does not wish to soil their new computer with viruses, embarrassing history, and jizz.

Hey why is the touchpad on Matt's old computer covered with like old honey or someth... oh wait... fucking pornosaurus...

by Im not giving my real fucking December 3, 2013

porkasaurus

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.

Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Pownasaurus

Typically a 12 year-old boy, whose balls have no quite dropped yet. Playing COD or Halo, screaming at the top of his squeaky annoying voice whenever he feels he has accomplished something of importance. Not to be confused with the Pownasaurus-Rex . A middle-aged balding version of the pre-teen Pownasaurus. Who, despite the dropping of balls, still sucks at life.

"AHHH DOOOD! I am totally like the POWNASAURUS right now! I definately just jumped into that vehicle, damn right, POWNASAURUS on the prowl!!!"
"Man...STFU you squeaky voiced beeeyyotch!"

by Fowlerz March 16, 2009

Prontosaurus Rex

Fastest dinosaur ever. Also an additional way of conveying a sense of urgency, rather than simply saying pronto.

Dude get over here, prontosaurus rex.

by fighting salmon May 4, 2010

pianosaurus

a band that performed delightful music using simply toy instruments. alternative defn is the purple toy piano itself, the pianosaurus.

"hey bob, let's go see pianosaurus play tonight, right around the corner."
"honey, don't bang too hard on the keys or you'll break your pianosaurus."

by Regina February 17, 2004

Pornasaurus

Someone who looks at porn with every chance they get no matter where they are.

Kid 1- Did you hear about that kid who got busted for looking at porn on the teachers computer?
Kid 2- Oh you mean that stupid ass pornasaurus?

by leftyhandz November 5, 2009