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70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.
"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"
70's pornstache by factcurate September 13, 2020

Pornstache 

A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.
Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.
Pornstache by Jeramiah Quimby July 5, 2009

Prostache 

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".
As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.
Prostache by Zarbuck November 16, 2010

Pornstache 

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars
"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"
Pornstache by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003

pornstache 

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.
CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.
pornstache by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007

porno 'stache 

noun, the appearance of a mustache that looks vaguely like a dead ferret sitting above the upper lip, reminiscent of a 70's porn star
i could never seriously date him, i mean, come on... the guy has a wicked porno 'stache. he looks like he's the next guy on to catch a predator.
porno 'stache by minka kelly June 21, 2008
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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