pornfused

The moment when you are watching porn and realize: 'What the fuck am I watching?'

I was jerking off last night and got pornfused when two midgets were going at it with a strap-on.

by kcm556 October 9, 2013

Pornfusion

A state of undecided befuddlement when overwhelmed with too many genres and titles while shopping for porn. A sufferer can be characterized by a vacant stare while tugging at one's penis through the thin lining of his front pockets. If left untreated, the afflicted will either leave with way too much porn (like 12 three day rental DVD's) or will shuffle out of the adult video megaplexxx with nothing but sticky boxers.

Knowing he had all afternoon to kill with no girlfriend and no drinking buddies, Christian decided to head on down to the porno shop. When faced with over 10,000 new titles, he slipped into a state of pornfusion from which he didn’t emerge for nearly 3 hours. Luckily for him, the store manager recognoized the symptoms of pornfusion and used the smelling salts he had on hand to bring Christian to his senses.

by Bendejo72 December 15, 2008

hornfused

When you are so hungover that you want to die, yet simultaneously so horny you could drill through the mattress, & your body doesn'the know how to handle it....that's "hornfused"!

"Baby I want you so bad, my cock is like a piece of steel, but I am about to die from this hangover. I am soooo Hornfused!?!

by Pringles & Pieces January 22, 2016

Cornfused

A state of mind that occurs when a pushy boss generally referred to as a "cornhole" leans on subordinates with unreasonable expectations; nervous paranoia or fear of failure; loss of self-confidence.

That fucker has me cornfused... my stomach is churning, I feel like shitting my pants.

by the Big Bugga January 27, 2010

Profused

Pro being the opposite of con means that to be profused is to be crystal clear about what you are doing.

She thought we were lost but I was profused.

by JacksDad December 30, 2009

Cornfused

When a person is confused, but likes corn at the same time. Corn is yummy and should be liked

Confused, but liking corn at the same time is what Cornfused is

by Fake_Name December 21, 2019

cornfused

Unclear about what is happening around you. This lack of clarity is due to having a rural background in an urban setting. Hence, you are not just CONfused, you are actually CORNfused. The "corn" part of the word refers to one's rural upbringing that is responsible for the confusion.

I am really cornfused about how to take the subway.

Every time I try to use the "el" map in Chicago, cornfusion sets in.

by slipperyslope21 August 23, 2010