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Pornfusion
A state of undecided befuddlement when overwhelmed with too many genres and titles while shopping for porn. A sufferer can be characterized by a vacant stare while tugging at one's penis through the thin lining of his front pockets. If left untreated, the afflicted will either leave with way too much porn (like 12 three day rental DVD's) or will shuffle out of the adult video megaplexxx with nothing but sticky boxers.
Knowing he had all afternoon to kill with no girlfriend and no drinking buddies, Christian decided to head on down to the porno shop. When faced with over 10,000 new titles, he slipped into a state of pornfusion from which he didn’t emerge for nearly 3 hours. Luckily for him, the store manager recognoized the symptoms of pornfusion and used the smelling salts he had on hand to bring Christian to his senses.
Pornfusion by Bendejo72 December 15, 2008
hornfused
When you are so hungover that you want to die, yet simultaneously so horny you could drill through the mattress, & your body doesn'the know how to handle it....that's "hornfused"!
"Baby I want you so bad, my cock is like a piece of steel, but I am about to die from this hangover. I am soooo Hornfused!?!
hornfused by Pringles & Pieces January 22, 2016
Cornfused
A state of mind that occurs when a pushy boss generally referred to as a "cornhole" leans on subordinates with unreasonable expectations; nervous paranoia or fear of failure; loss of self-confidence.
Cornfused by the Big Bugga January 27, 2010
cornfused
Unclear about what is happening around you. This lack of clarity is due to having a rural background in an urban setting. Hence, you are not just CONfused, you are actually CORNfused. The "corn" part of the word refers to one's rural upbringing that is responsible for the confusion.
I am really cornfused about how to take the subway.
Every time I try to use the "el" map in Chicago, cornfusion sets in.
Every time I try to use the "el" map in Chicago, cornfusion sets in.
cornfused by slipperyslope21 August 23, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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