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pornaholic

One who is addicted to porn
The pornaholic looks at and watches porn all day long.
pornaholic by Nevin October 15, 2003

Pornaholic

"I was a pornaholic from the time I was eleven - this was in 1958 - for forty years. Broke up two of my marriages."
"You are an old man giving out free bibles at a fair please stop telling me this."
Pornaholic by nat.noir March 2, 2015

pornoholic 

Someone who watches way too much porn.
When you are watching a really fucked up movie because you've seen it all, and you recognize the horse from another movie.
pornoholic by Rocco Sifredi April 16, 2003

pornohalic

When a person watches/view large, very large, amounts or porn on a daily cycle. This person make have side effects such as:
low sperm count
having erections
loves porn
having a penis
Zach was a pornohalic, since he had to reformat his computer from getting spyware.

Jacob had a big box of porn and couldn't stop watching butt sluts.

Derek was like ever other guy and was a pornohalic.
pornohalic by madJesus January 29, 2008

Pornopoly 

Same principle as the game of Monopoly, but with much more creative squares. The original concept has been transferred from the front side of Atlantic City to the prostitution-laden backside. Houses are boobs and hotels are penises. Tokens represent various famous porn stars. Particularly adventuresome groups can physically act out the events in the game.
I hate the game Pornopoly... That's the third time I've landed on 'Pay the pimp $75!'

I wish I lived in my Pornopoly game because my Jenna Jameson token just landed on the 'free blow job' spot!
Pornopoly by Jose Noway February 20, 2009

Pornholio 

Pornholio - when you have finished rubbing one out watching porn but realize you forgot to grab something to wipe up the "spillage" so, (like your namesake Cornholio of Beavis and Butthead fame) you pull your T-shirt up over your head and go on a quest for TP. In your case, however, it ain't for your bunghole.
"I am the Great Pornholio" I need TP for my jizz load."
Pornholio by Gary Straynge October 15, 2021
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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