pornohol

porn which has become addictive to poor lost souls. potentially lethal when combined with alcohol

Dude: whats happened to gareth's eyes? they're so red and shit.

Stoner: dude, he's addicted to pornohol. he goes to pornoholics anonymous (PA)

by !NICK! September 13, 2006

pornaholic

One who is addicted to porn

The pornaholic looks at and watches porn all day long.

by Nevin October 15, 2003

Pornaholic

A person addicted to viewing pornography.

"I was a pornaholic from the time I was eleven - this was in 1958 - for forty years. Broke up two of my marriages."
"You are an old man giving out free bibles at a fair please stop telling me this."

by nat.noir March 2, 2015

pornoholic

Someone who watches way too much porn.

When you are watching a really fucked up movie because you've seen it all, and you recognize the horse from another movie.

by Rocco Sifredi April 16, 2003

pornohalic

When a person watches/view large, very large, amounts or porn on a daily cycle. This person make have side effects such as:
low sperm count
having erections
loves porn
having a penis

Zach was a pornohalic, since he had to reformat his computer from getting spyware.

Jacob had a big box of porn and couldn't stop watching butt sluts.

Derek was like ever other guy and was a pornohalic.

by madJesus January 29, 2008

Pornopoly

Same principle as the game of Monopoly, but with much more creative squares. The original concept has been transferred from the front side of Atlantic City to the prostitution-laden backside. Houses are boobs and hotels are penises. Tokens represent various famous porn stars. Particularly adventuresome groups can physically act out the events in the game.

I hate the game Pornopoly... That's the third time I've landed on 'Pay the pimp $75!'

I wish I lived in my Pornopoly game because my Jenna Jameson token just landed on the 'free blow job' spot!

by Jose Noway February 20, 2009

Pornholio

Pornholio - when you have finished rubbing one out watching porn but realize you forgot to grab something to wipe up the "spillage" so, (like your namesake Cornholio of Beavis and Butthead fame) you pull your T-shirt up over your head and go on a quest for TP. In your case, however, it ain't for your bunghole.

"I am the Great Pornholio" I need TP for my jizz load."

by Gary Straynge October 15, 2021