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porkhole 

1. In commercial hot dog processing, the hole in the machine that extrudes hot dog filling at a steady, unflinching rate
2. A donut hole made of bacon
3. The mouth of anything that eats pork
Hey Mark! Quit gawking at that porkhole (#1) and put some of these porkholes (#2) in your porkhole (#3). They're delicious.
A bitch who watches porn with her fuck buddy.
Damn Matt stays fucking that pornhoe
pornhoe by lolzlawl December 20, 2009
When a person has a deviant sexual act done to them that is usually only seen in a hardcore pornography movie.
Last night I felt so pornoed when he slapped me in the face with his cock.
pornoed by thispseudonymphs January 3, 2014

Porthole pirate 

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.
eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.
Porthole pirate by trevor340 February 11, 2009

Twinkie in the Porthole 

To have penetrative sex.
I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

cornholed 

Let's take the gimp out back and cornhole him.
cornholed by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004