Pornothologist 

A person who spends most of their time watching porn and is intimately familiar with most porn stars and their mating behaviour.

Joe: Hey how come Trevor never gets out much?
Frank: He's a pornothologist...lots of studying to do.

Pornothologist by rediroma May 19, 2009

Pornothologist 

A person who makes videos of birds having sex

Jeffrey is a pornothologist. He filmed birds mating.

Pornothologist by awmm January 17, 2017

Pornythologist 

Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species.

David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist.

Pornythologist by David Andrew Greenheld February 4, 2009

cornothologist

a person who has devoted their lives to the study of every type of corn. Also a religion; cornothy, the worship of corn. Many people have devoted their lives to coernothy, in which you have to memorize every type of corn existing to man kind to be considered enlightened by the gods of Coern.

I want to be a cornothologist when I grow up!

cornothologist by Coerngrl16 October 13, 2010

pornithologist 

A one-handed birdwatcher.

Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...

pornithologist by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010

pornithologist 

A scientist who uses bio-acoustics to study the breeding behaviors of birds.

UC Davis Professor Gail Patricelli, a professor in the Department of Evolution and Ecology, will present her talk on “Tools of the Pornithologists” from 7 to 7:25 p.m.

pornithologist by Paw Paw Gumdrops May 25, 2018

Pornathologist 

A long-time porn enthusiast who keeps detailed notes of pages, timings and web addresses of notable scenes for future reference.

“What was the name of that one where they sat on each other’s faces at the very start?”
“No idea - you’ll need to ask the pornathologist”

Pornathologist by Shiftpatty November 23, 2024