Pornholio 

Pornholio - when you have finished rubbing one out watching porn but realize you forgot to grab something to wipe up the "spillage" so, (like your namesake Cornholio of Beavis and Butthead fame) you pull your T-shirt up over your head and go on a quest for TP. In your case, however, it ain't for your bunghole.

"I am the Great Pornholio" I need TP for my jizz load."

Pornholio by Gary Straynge October 15, 2021

pornholio 

A large collection of porno, or used to describe a porn addict.

Thats one big pile of pornholio!
You Pornholio

pornholio by Christopher Scott September 15, 2003

Cornholiovirus 

Named after The Great Cornholio and inspired by Coronavirus, the Cornholiovirus is basically any pandemic which causes people to go out and buy mass amounts of TP for no real reason. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: general twitchiness, a t-shirt worn over the head, shouting obscenities at retail workers, obsessive hoarding of TP, and overall cluelessness of any given situation at hand.

Overheard in store: "I am the Great Cornholio! You will give me all of your TP!"
Wal-mart employee over radio: "Security? We have another case of Cornholiovirus in aisle 15... please advise."

Cornholiovirus by ShangChang March 18, 2020

the great cornholio 

The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

the great cornholio by Albert February 14, 2004

pornfolio 

The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.

Damn dude, I got 117 porn mpegs in my pornfolio.

pornfolio by a random choch September 1, 2003

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Pornolicious

When a person, place, thing, or idea is seductive and alluring

Dang Gina, that gurls lookin' pornolicious!!

Pornolicious by J-heff April 7, 2007