Pornholio - when you have finished rubbing one out watching porn but realize you forgot to grab something to wipe up the "spillage" so, (like your namesake Cornholio of Beavis and Butthead fame) you pull your T-shirt up over your head and go on a quest for TP. In your case, however, it ain't for your bunghole.
by Gary Straynge October 15, 2021
by Christopher Scott September 15, 2003